meanplastic:

same

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24

July

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24

July

38,545 notes

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at the resturant with bae

waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

24

July

58,422 notes

This chat was reblogged from harryedward and originally by justinbaeber7.

netscapeshawty:

im out. yall be good

netscapeshawty:

im out. yall be good

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July

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

24

July

251,708 notes

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24

July

209,193 notes

This photo was reblogged from tonyballer and originally by mutingmadness.

24

July

31,869 notes

This photo was reblogged from tonyballer and originally by thehereticanthemm.

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

24

July

136,700 notes

This photo was reblogged from criestiles and originally by basementdemo.

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

24

July

206,083 notes

This text was reblogged from distraction and originally by stayburned.

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

24

July

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